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Shocker: Posters for Seth MacFarlane’s New Western Make Dumb, Obvious Sex Jokes

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Well, it’s a western, so he can’t really fill it with ’80s pop-cultural references, and what’s left in his repertoire after that?

Oh yeah. Jokes about sluts, dicks and virgins. It’s like he’s pitching this movie at a real-life Peter Griffin.

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“You tink daaat’s bad? Remembah da way Shaaaron Stone looked in The Quick and the Dead?”

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“Virgin! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa!”

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“Well, he certainly looks heterosexual.”

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“We saw your boobs. We saw your boobs.”

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“See, you think it refers to the rope, but they actually mean his penis.”

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“Boy, he really wants to ensure he never gets near an Oscar ceremony again.”

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist