Just Call Me a Bromosexual for Broforce
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My wife may not be too happy with that wording, but whatever. How many other words are there to describe how much I want to play with a new Contra-style game that lets me play with ever-so-slightly lawsuit proof “parodies” of Rambo, Snake Plissken, Conan, Judge Dredd, Blade, Mr. T, Machete and basically every movie dude I’ve ever idolized, ever?
This isn’t The Expendables, where we weep for how immobile our heroes are today. Pixels can do anything, and explosions begat further explosions, in my pants and on the screen. If this new trailer doesn’t do it for you, then something something something Video Game Girly Man.
h/t SlyDante777
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist