Killer Mimes out to Get You With Invisible Weapons in Fear Paris Teaser
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Evil clownface got your tongue?
No, Fear Paris is not a movie about the frightening venereal diseases you might contract from Ms. Hilton. Nor is it a documentary about the French aversion to bathing regularly.
It is, rather, an anthology horror film with segments directed by Joe Dante, Xavier Gens and others. This teaser, rather than sharing snippets of all of them, tells a complete little tale in itself, as it proves that silence can be brutal. It was actually made for the benefit of the directors to give them a sense of the expected tone, and not originally meant for the public…but all involved now rightly agree that you deserve it.
h/t Ryan Lattanzio
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