Here Is a Movie About Sentient Crayons. There Goes My Sanity.
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I like to imagine that Christina Ricci, Craig Ferguson, Rosie Perez and Wayne Brady, having recorded voice tracks for these (presumably) a while ago, are looking at this trailer and going “Dafuq?” Because the alternative is that they chose to make a movie that looks this incredibly shitty, and is about goddamn crayons.
I have no explanation for why it’s being distributed by Magnolia, usually known for arthouse fare and indie horror. I can only assume everyone involved pushed crayons up their nose one day and lost their minds. And of course I must share this with all of you, that you likewise lose yours.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist