Holy Balls, This Titanfall Toy Is Mind-Blowing
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When I heard that a Hong Kong company I wasn’t familiar with called threezero was doing Titanfall toys, I did not expect much. Then I saw this. I will treat you to my approximate thought processes as they promptly ensued:
“Eh, looks like a miniature. Nice paintjob though.”
“It’s not a miniature? Okay, a statue then.”
“Fully poseable, you say. Like a small gashopon toy, though, right?”
“20.5 inches tall. I…I…I…excuse me. [excitedly vomits, or at least thinks about it]”
“6-inch fully articulated pilot. No. There’s no way. Really?”
“So…this is the same scale as Star Wars Black and Marvel Legends. I can have Luke Skywalker drive it if I…want…to [faints]”
No price is yet announced, but I’m expecting somewhere between the approximate figures of “don’t ask” and “don’t tell.”
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist