I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Star Wars Episode VII: A New Order”


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Title: “Star Wars Episode VII: A New Order” by GI-Jo Jo

Logline: A new Sith Lady gets a bunch of vaginal tattoos and masturbates. Even if you get bored of this one, please hang in there for the final question I ask at the end.

Acts Involved: Labial tattoos, masturbation, sexual impalings, discussion of cunnilingus and analingus

Participants: Some bullshit made-up characters.

The Live Reading…