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I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Star Wars Episode VII: A New Order”



If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it – or a link to it – to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line “Read my Fanfic!”

Title: “Star Wars Episode VII: A New Order” by GI-Jo Jo

Logline: A new Sith Lady gets a bunch of vaginal tattoos and masturbates. Even if you get bored of this one, please hang in there for the final question I ask at the end.

Acts Involved: Labial tattoos, masturbation, sexual impalings, discussion of cunnilingus and analingus

Participants: Some bullshit made-up characters.

The Live Reading…


About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist