If Humans Fought Like Ninja Turtles
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…They’d look like this fan-made short by Christopher C. Cowan, in which sped-up people utilize the signature weapons and colors of our favorite Renaissance-named reptiles. Hey, if you’re going to give them human noses anyway, why not go all the way? At least this version is fun so far.
[Note: Cowan says there is no use of fast-motion at all in the video.]
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist