Jamie Foxx’s Blue, Severed Head Has Your Spider-Man Blu-rays Inside
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“Put those Blu-rays in my head!” What does the Foxx say? Behold the glory that is The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Blu-ray collector set, giving an all-new answer to the riddle, “What’s big, covered in blue veins, and disappoints when it’s time to perform?” Maybe if you repaint it and add a wig and glasses, you can pretend like you decapitated Ray Charles.
And if anybody tries to tell me this headline is a spoiler, smack yourself. You REALLY thought his head gets severed in the movie?
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