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She-Ra, Baroness and Jem Discuss Birth Control

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Since I’m usually knee-deep into writing the Weekend Hangover list come Sunday midnight, I tend not to catch Robot Chicken on first-run, and I’m going to bet many of you with Monday morning day jobs are in the same boat. So I’m just now catching up to this parody of MTV’s Guy Code, and I probably had the nerdiest reaction ever, wondering how come Masters of the Universe Classics She-Ra is stuck with skinny, vintage Princess of Power Bow. It doesn’t seem fair to cheat her of the more recent figure’s newly manly physique; or him, as he’ll be crushed by her current Amazonian proportions and super-strength.

And of course we’re not even starting on the fact that Sea Hawk would probably be the dude she’d bang anyway…

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist