She-Ra, Baroness and Jem Discuss Birth Control


Since I’m usually knee-deep into writing the Weekend Hangover list come Sunday midnight, I tend not to catch Robot Chicken on first-run, and I’m going to bet many of you with Monday morning day jobs are in the same boat. So I’m just now catching up to this parody of MTV’s Guy Code, and I probably had the nerdiest reaction ever, wondering how come Masters of the Universe Classics She-Ra is stuck with skinny, vintage Princess of Power Bow. It doesn’t seem fair to cheat her of the more recent figure’s newly manly physique; or him, as he’ll be crushed by her current Amazonian proportions and super-strength.

And of course we’re not even starting on the fact that Sea Hawk would probably be the dude she’d bang anyway…