Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Midwestern Farmer With a Zombie Daughter Fills Me With Glee


In the very best Schwarzenegger movies, they never, ever bother explaining his accent and give him a regular ol’ American name like “Ben Richards” or, um, “Johnny Matrix.” So when I read this description of his new movie Maggie:

A Midwestern farmer stays by the side of his beloved teenage daughter even as she slowly turns into a cannibalistic zombie, in this daring, genre-bending debut feature.

…I was sold. I mean, just look at that picture. Then imagine him saying “Auugh! My dauda isss a zahmbie!” Gold

Imdb says his name is “Wade” in this one.