Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Midwestern Farmer With a Zombie Daughter Fills Me With Glee
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In the very best Schwarzenegger movies, they never, ever bother explaining his accent and give him a regular ol’ American name like “Ben Richards” or, um, “Johnny Matrix.” So when I read this description of his new movie Maggie:
A Midwestern farmer stays by the side of his beloved teenage daughter even as she slowly turns into a cannibalistic zombie, in this daring, genre-bending debut feature.
…I was sold. I mean, just look at that picture. Then imagine him saying “Auugh! My dauda isss a zahmbie!” Gold
Imdb says his name is “Wade” in this one.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist