I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Thriller”
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Title: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Thriller” by Saiyura.
Logline: Expecting a night of incestuous gay sex with Leonardo, Raphael is shocked to find his fellow TMNT have become dancing zombies, in the vein of a certain Michael Jackson video. Rapey dancing zombies.
Acts Involved: vomit-eating, crying fetish, masturbation, incest, necrophilia, attempted gang rape, putrification, fondling, making out. Still better than Bay’s?
Participants: Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Splinter, [indirectly]Michael Jackson.
The Live Reading/Performance…