That Ken Jeong-David Hasselhoff-Hulk Hogan Movie You Never Knew You Never Wanted? It’s on.


Say, what could be better than a movie in which Ken Jeong tries to win a celebrity death pool by killing David Hasselhoff, co-starring Hulk Hogan?

Well, how about that same movie, directed by Darren Grant? Let me explain: Darren Grant directed Diary of a Mad Black Woman, the only Tyler Perry’s Madea movie not directed by Tyler Perry. The one that is actually worse than anything Tyler Perry did all by himself.

I would totally change my tune if they revealed that this is actually a big-screen Thunder in Paradise, the show in which Hogan managed to rip off both of Hasselhoff’s most famous TV shows in one, and do so amazingly badly…