GIVEAWAY: Tusk Swag Signed by Kevin Smith and Friends


Put away the eggs, because with this latest opportunity, you are (potentially) the walrus. So let us talk of other things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings…none of which you’ll be winning from me. What you can take home, however, is a grand prize package of: a Tusk poster signed by Kevin Smith, Genesis Rodriguez and Justin Long; a metal Tusk grinder, which can potentially be used to, let’s say, crush larger pieces of dried plant into smaller pieces, should you have a reason for doing so; and an “I don’t want to die in Canada” T-shirt. [Sorry, I tried – but this swag ships to US addresses only.]

Five runners up will get a T-shirt and a plastic Tusk grinder. To enter, here’s what you do…

Kevin Smith has already revealed plans for the Tusk sequel/spinoff Yoga Hosers, whose plot goes thusly: “Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.”

In comments below, describe a scene you think will be in that movie. I’ll pick my favorites this coming Wednesday at noon. Enter as often as you like, remembering that quality usually trumps quantity. You may not want to die in Canada, but you definitely want to win in America.

A chilling horror tale about the perils of storytelling, Tusk follows a brash American podcaster as he braves the Canadian wilds to interview an old man with an incredible past–only to discover the man’s dark secret involves a walrus.

A24 will release TUSK in theaters nationwide this Friday, September 19.

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