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I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” Part 2 by proudhousewife



If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it – or a link to it – to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line “Read my Fanfic!”

I now definitely think this fanfic is trolling. But it’s not like I’d read it any differently if it weren’t.

Title: “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife

Logline: Harry Potter finds Jesus thanks to redneck Hagrid, and goes to prayer school. In this telling, Hogwarts is in the American South, and Hermione is Dumbledore’s daughter, proving he’s not gay.

Acts Involved: Prayer, prayer and more prayer for really frivolous stuff. Plus much talk of penises and masturbation…by my cameraman, not the fanfic itself.

Participants: Harry Potter, Hagrid, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Jesus Christ, God.

The Live Reading/Performance…

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About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist