If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it – or a link to it – to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line “Read my Fanfic!”
I now definitely think this fanfic is trolling. But it’s not like I’d read it any differently if it weren’t.
Title: “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife
Logline: Harry Potter finds Jesus thanks to redneck Hagrid, and goes to prayer school. In this telling, Hogwarts is in the American South, and Hermione is Dumbledore’s daughter, proving he’s not gay.
Acts Involved: Prayer, prayer and more prayer for really frivolous stuff. Plus much talk of penises and masturbation…by my cameraman, not the fanfic itself.
Participants: Harry Potter, Hagrid, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Jesus Christ, God.
The Live Reading/Performance…