“Nic Cage Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon” Is the Fragrance Oil for You

Bear in mind that I’m assuming you’re awesome. If you aren’t, there’s always Mitch McConnell bourbon summit merchandise to look forward to. And while I was hoping it would smell like honey combined with the taste of burning stingers shoved down your throat, this sounds more appealing:

Leaves. Crisp fall air. Deciduous woods. A black leather jacket, well-loved. Maybe the one he wore in Ghost Rider, because there’s also some Egyptian Amber in there reminiscent of some of his more, erm, peculiar character acting habits. A light musk, and just a hint of patchouli and men’s aftershave. I might have added a smudge of vanilla bean, but you’d never know it >_> Definitely unisex-leaning-masculine

Here’s what I think I love most about the scent, though: its name. Because it implies that Cage is badass enough to use a rake, and not one of those noisy, obnoxious, gas-guzzling leaf-blowers that every jackass in L.A. either owns or hires someone to bring.

h/t Amy Nicholson