Hobbit Hole, Meet Cat’s Butthole
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In the kitty litter box, in the land of the Shire, lives a brave little Hobbit in a stench so dire. The cat took a shit, in his Hobbit hole; ’twas something encouraged, and now he knows his role…
BILBO! Bilbo Baggins. His home’s a toilet now…
BILBO! Bilbo Baggins. His least favorite sound is now “Meow.”
And that’s how we introduce a new “Super-Fan Builds,” in which a Hobbit hole litter box and Eye of Sauron scratching post are created.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist