Cartoons, Movies

Rankin-Bass’ Die Hard

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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, trapped in Nakatomi Tower.
And if you ever saw him, you’d think he wouldn’t have much power.
All of the other sequels, weren’t a guarantee just yet.
He’s a moonlighting stranger, an action guy? You wouldn’t bet.

Then one kick-ass Christmas eve, Gruber came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so red, it’s so hard to kill you dead.”

Then how he yippie-kai-yayed
Tore the gun from off his back
Rudolph the action hero
Saved the day and grew a sack!

Here, thanks to Film Geekery, is the Die Hard trailer remade entirely with Rankin-Bass scenes and Rudolph in the lead. Enjoy…

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist