She-Ra’s Bust Will Make Your Rocks Explode
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What? I’m just literally describing the product – a high-end, 9-inch bust of He-Man’s sister atop the standard Masters of the Universe logo’s exploding meteorites. If you have issues staring at She-Ra’s bust, or wishing it were just her on the version you order and you could get your rocks off, that’s your problem.
They should make one of her horse as a companion piece. Though I fear that shortly thereafter, somebody would break swift wind.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist