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Finished Images of Batman Returns DeVito Penguin Figure Will Repel Unlimited Poontang



Don’t get me wrong – this thing is a masterpiece, with removable coat, hat and umbrella to create his sewer look as well as his mayoral candidate outfit. But place the terrifying 18-incher anywhere near your bed, and you’ll get the opposite of what Max Shreck promised Oswald Cobblepot in the movie itself. Though it could be worse – at least your nose isn’t gushing blood.

What’s it supposed to do, hypnotize me? YES. I will spend money on this, I will spend money on this…

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist