Finished Images of Batman Returns DeVito Penguin Figure Will Repel Unlimited Poontang


Don’t get me wrong – this thing is a masterpiece, with removable coat, hat and umbrella to create his sewer look as well as his mayoral candidate outfit. But place the terrifying 18-incher anywhere near your bed, and you’ll get the opposite of what Max Shreck promised Oswald Cobblepot in the movie itself. Though it could be worse – at least your nose isn’t gushing blood.

What’s it supposed to do, hypnotize me? YES. I will spend money on this, I will spend money on this…