Unlicensed Frozen Game Has You Deliver Anna’s Baby by Caesarean
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Do you wanna birth a baby?
Cut me, you’ve got a knife
You gotta freeze my belly first
This game’s the worst
Its maker fails at life
You thought you were a gamer
Reconsider
This thing makes me wanna die
Really wanna birth a baby?
Slice me open for the baby!
Go away, game!
h/t The Mary Sue
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist