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Would Crashing Through a Wall Actually Kill the Kool-Aid Man?

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In trying to calculate the actual physics of a giant glass pitcher breaking through bricks, Vsauce’s Jake has concluded that the wall would give way…but Kool-Aid Man would most likely die from blood loss in the process.

I say he is ignoring the obvious point that Kool-Aid Man is a T-1000. Red Kool-Aid is not his blood – it’s his nanomite-filled nectar, designed to inculculate the courtship ritual of sharing drinks into young humans. Until one gives birth to Sarah Connor, at which point he’ll morph into a glass stabby thing and kill her. (“Or mass-poison her and her family in Guyana…” NO. Stop right there. Jim Jones used Flavor-Aid. Get it right, bad nerds.)

Hey, it’s no less logical than his existence to begin with. But you watch and decide.

via Geekologie

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist