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Jurassic World Has a Kingpin in Charge of Security

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Yes, that’s Vincent D’Onofrio, Daredevil‘s new Wilson Fisk, as Jurassic World’s head of security. And since he will soon be proving that he cannot keep his assets safe from a blind guy with a cane, I can’t imagine why anyone would assume he can keep them safe from dinosaurs.

Check out his promotional video and see if you’d trust the guy with your protection.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist