Gary Oldman’s Lookin’ Sexay and Shirtless as a 12″ Toy


Sirius Black? More like some serious blackouts from the ladies and fellas who dig a fine nekkid chest, am I right? Become a prisoner of eyes-can-ban thoughts of nobility at any second! An un-hairy plotter for your chamber of secrets, this doll comes to you from Star Ace Limited, distributed in the UK by Big Chief Studios, and in the U.S. by Sideshow.

Yes, hardcore collectors may worry about the skin-tone matching between his head and torso, based on this picture. But what are you, an anti-Mudblood?