Gary Oldman’s Lookin’ Sexay and Shirtless as a 12″ Toy
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Sirius Black? More like some serious blackouts from the ladies and fellas who dig a fine nekkid chest, am I right? Become a prisoner of eyes-can-ban thoughts of nobility at any second! An un-hairy plotter for your chamber of secrets, this doll comes to you from Star Ace Limited, distributed in the UK by Big Chief Studios, and in the U.S. by Sideshow.
Yes, hardcore collectors may worry about the skin-tone matching between his head and torso, based on this picture. But what are you, an anti-Mudblood?
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist