Tim Burton Will Direct Live-Action Dumbo, Because God Hates Us All
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Oh, Tim. You almost had your credibility back with Big Eyes. Did its lack of awards love send you back to the [poseur version of the]dark side?
And Disney, oh, Disney – some creativity here would have been nice. Like, I would love to see what Spike Lee would have done with those jive-talking crows. Instead, literally the only part of this project I’m interested in is the Pink Elephants number, because it’ll probably be stop-motion. The rest, I can already picture in my head, and as the mash-up I made above indicates, it ain’t pretty.
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