Somebody ought to do the Bugsy Malone of Fast & Furious movies, and this isn’t a bad guideline – rather than simply having kids say the dialogue, this spoof from Dreamworks TV actually reconceives the action setpieces for a playground-type setting, in a way kids might actually play.
Except for the explosions, one hopes. But the rest? Totally maybe doable.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist