You can take that headline any way you’d like. You can cry, you can laff, you can espress yurseff but pleeze doan hurt each udder.
One of the best things about the new sitcom The Neighbors is the way characters plug Tommy Wiseau underwear, and even spell out the website name where you can order it (look for yourself – I ain’t helping). Because nothing says “NOW she’ll totally bone you” like the name of a bleached-out vampire on your waist strap.
But at last, Tommy has filmed a commercial for his briefs. And it’s everything you’d hope it would be.
P.S. Anyone who tattoos the phrase “Casino Goals” up the side of their torso – unless that is somehow the name of a family member – can frankly be pegged as the HUGEST DOUCHE IN THE WORLD. But doan worry about it. You tink abou eberyting, haha.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist