Toys, TV

Uber-Realistic Bryan Cranston Figure Is the One Who Knocks You Out

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There have been a surprising amount of Breaking Bad toys in the past, for better and (absolute) worse. But until now, never quite one that screamed “We have stolen Bryan Cranston’s soul and put it inside this plastic totem so convincing you’ll be scared of catching cancer from him.”

(Yes, I know you can’t “catch cancer.” I also know that I have to explain “that’s the joke” because at least one person in comments will think they’re informing me of that fact for the first time.)

3A Toys, who usually make nothing under $300, are charging a relatively reasonable (for them) $140, so if you’ve been looking for a good Heisenberg, there should be no uncertainty.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist