You WILL WORSHIP The Stan Lee 12″ Figure by Go Hero
THIS is a HISTORICAL DAY.
You will BOW DOWN.
For the low, LOW price of $249.99, you NOW have the chance – LEGALLY – to possess a 12-inch replica of STAN LEE, my “HEROE” AND “ROLL-MODELLE.”
Did you EVER think you’d get to OWN him with his SEXY BEARD from younger DAYS? NO. You did NOT. TRUE BELIEVERS, THIS IS YOUR TIME.
You can either preorder him now, EXCELSI-or buy him when he shows up in stores. But your local stores ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. They probably LIKE LYT. And HATE MY ART. PHILISTINES.
This figure’s BOWEL MOVEMENTS will surpass my own. Which DO NOT EXIST. LOL.