The Jem Movie Trailer Is Here, and It’s Awful
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How awful? The phrase “Showtime, Synergy!” is now “showtime synergy,” to refer to actual synergy between bandmates at showtime. You know, like if they did a Star Trek movie and the engineer were named “Beam-Me-Up Scotty” because he likes moonbeams.
Oh, and Jem is her YouTube persona this time around. And they’re using it as a selling point that this is the director of the Justin Bieber movie.
It’s exclusively embedded at Buzzfeed.
To quote my wife: “Now I can understand why all the Transformers fanboys are so fuckin’ pissed off! Fuck you Jem! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! I am sorry to every fanboy I ever made fun of for saying the Transformers movies sucked!”
Hey, at least Michael Bay brought Peter Cullen back.