If you ever wondered what a Michael Bay Justice League movie might look like, this has you covered.
Buildings explode. A black character is an awe. A hot blonde tries to escape from a collapsing structure, only to see the wall get pulverized as an obviously CG Batman, Superman and Flash break through.
Then the heroes appear to turn into Hyundais and drive away, as more buildings topple in the distance. Gee thanks, Justice League. Man of Steel looks downright sympathetic now.
Maybe there’s a kinder interpretation (a Kinder Surprise, if you will). See if you can find one.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist