Merchandise, Video Games

GIVEAWAY: Steal Our E3 Swag!



E3, as you know, is an industry-only show, and unfortunately unavailable to many fans who’d love to check out all the newest games. We can’t get you in there, but we can do the next best thing. Having forced Bryce and Kyle to surrender their free swag on pain of death (just kidding: pain of cramming), I’m now going to give it to one of you. This package of exclusive stuff includes a Banjo-Kazooie giant foam hand, Oculus Rift T-shirt, Star Wars Infinity 3.0 Yoda figure, Armikrog original character sketch signed by Earthworm Jim artist Mike Dietz, a poster from Devolver Digital, Dark Souls 3 power bank and Tom Clancy’s The Division snow globe.

At Bryce’s suggestion, here are the rules: in comments below, come up with a porn parody name for a video game, in the vein of Wood Rocket’s “Strokemon.” You may enter up to five names, and whichever I like best, for whatever reason, I will pick. I’ll close the contest this coming Monday, June 29th, at noon.

Game on!

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist