FINALLY. Freddy & Jason Potato Heads


Bloody Disgusting brings news of the most appropriate Mr. Potato Heads ever made: Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.

Entertainment Earth opened pre-orders today for these Poptaters Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger Mr. Potato Heads with a series of excruciating french fry puns. From Entertainment Earth’s descriptions:

Entertainment Earth

It’s Fry-Day the 13th! Everybody’s favorite crazed spud in a hockey mask is now the Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Poptaters Mr. Potato Head.

How you can do that without working in a “chh-chh-chh-sss-sss-sss” fryer pun is beyond me.

Entertainment Earth

From a Fried-Mare on Elm Street! Everybody’s favorite sharp-gloved spud is now the A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Kruger Poptaters Mr. Potato Head.

Fried mare is considered a delicacy in Sicily.

Snark aside, Freddy and Jason figures with detachable limbs are perfect, and both of these look great.