Episode I – The T-shirt menace.
Turmoil has engulfed the galactic closet. The status of which shirts best cover your torso is in dispute.
Hoping to defuse the situation, Topless Robot is sending you two T-shirts for being one of two winners in this giveaway. So how do you force-push the odds into your favor?
It’s simple. Assume, for the sake of argument, that JJ Abrams indulges all his worst impulses and that The Force Awakens is terrible. In comments below, describe what you think the worst scene will be (and if you make a lens flare joke, it had better be a damn good one). Two winners get to pick two Star Wars shirts apiece from Shirts.com (each one must be valued at $25 or less; shirts can ship to US or Canada addresses only).
Now get creative! I’ll close the contest at noon on Tuesday, Aug. 4th, 2015.