-Japan’s newest dating sim involves gorillas, because they’ve run out of every other animal.
-I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us Optimus.
-Shakespeare, performed by real sheep.
-Funko is making WWE Mystery Minis, but it seems doubtful Hulk Hogan will make the lineup now.
Now, if you’ll pardon me, I have to get a birthday party ready for myself. Talk about whatever you like below.