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Dueling Krampus Movie Trailers: Legendary’s Krampus, Shatner’s Christmas Horror Story

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Before you ask, neither one is the one where Krampus has a huge dick. And that’s not a nice thing to call William Shatner. But we do get zombie elves, battle-scarred Santa, David Koechner being a jerk, vagina-mouthed nutcracker puppets, hooked chains, scary snowmen…and one very ‘horny” seasonal demon.

Which of the two Christmas carnage clips wins the day?

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