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FINALLY Somebody Made a Segway In-Scale to Your 12-Inch Action Figures

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The description is fabulous:

This 8 inch tall self-balancing scooter is in perfect scale to display your 1/6 figures as if they are traveling around town on it and comes with removable storage compartments, charging cable, and stickers.

Yes, I have often thought that my 12″ Alien, Predator and General Zod need to look as of they are traveling around town. It comes with what looks like a USB charger, but there’s no mention of whether or not it really works, and for $70 I wouldn’t assume it does, even if they are saving money by not actually calling it a Segway.

It also includes optional stickers that say “Police.” Okay, I can maybe see an Adam West figure onboard. Or dolls of former president Bush (either one), who has been known to enjoy a ride. Somehow I can’t see Rorschach enjoying his day on a motorized scooter so much (“Hrm. Self-balancing. Possibly communist in origin. Ran over cat’s tail 5 minutes ago. It meowed. Pussy.”)

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist