Giant, Terrifying Joker Lawn Ornament Will Make Passers-by Piss Themselves


I’m freaked out just looking at the damn thing. Now understand that it’s three feet wide by two feet deep by ten inches tall. In fact, if you live in a state with open carry gun laws, I’d suggest not buying this for any public display, as the odds of a civic-minded shooter thinking you’re actually in danger from this guy digging his way up through your yard are better than zero.

If you want to keep it inside, though…and I’m guessing you reeeeeally enjoy the single life if so…it is, at $90, substantially cheaper than most other collectibles that size, so kind of a bargain.

via CBR