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Giant, Terrifying Joker Lawn Ornament Will Make Passers-by Piss Themselves

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I’m freaked out just looking at the damn thing. Now understand that it’s three feet wide by two feet deep by ten inches tall. In fact, if you live in a state with open carry gun laws, I’d suggest not buying this for any public display, as the odds of a civic-minded shooter thinking you’re actually in danger from this guy digging his way up through your yard are better than zero.

If you want to keep it inside, though…and I’m guessing you reeeeeally enjoy the single life if so…it is, at $90, substantially cheaper than most other collectibles that size, so kind of a bargain.

via CBR

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist