Look, I get that you have to add a ton of plot to a game that’s basically just about breaking stuff. But this is like doing a George of the Jungle trailer and not having him crash into a tree. Or – given the way the pigs are portrayed here – like a Star Wars trailer in which the Stormtroopers are only portrayed as friendly for the time being. Like, obviously you save something for the movie, but shouldn’t there be more here that resembles the actual game than the Bomb Bird exploding by accident?
It’s cool that we’re allowed to like Michael Jackson again, I guess. Though I’d have gone with Alice in Chains’ “Angry Chair,” myself.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist