Now Your 12-Inch Figures Can Cosplay as the Statue of Liberty
Why they’d want to, I’m not sure. But a company named Mivi has ensured that they can, if you pop off hands, feet and head. In other words, bring me your tired, worn out plastic torsos yearning to be used again, and give them a sweet taste of freedom from the spare parts drawer.
Oh, who are we kidding. You just want to get an action figure of whatever president you don’t like and put him in a compromising position with this lady, am I right? I mean, who says, “I’d like to see the Statue of Liberty in some all-new poses, because the problem with the real one is that it lacks points of articulation”?
Fetishists, that’s who. Own it.