Somebody cue up the Price Is Right failhorn.
Via Box Office Mojo, we can probably cue up the “Bring the FF Back To Marvel” nerd wurlitzer, too, because Fox very quietly pulled Fantastic Four 2 from their schedule following the utter shitshow that this summer’s bomb was. So it’s only a matter of time before someone circulates a Change.org petition for something silly, like for Fox to ignore their licensing deal with Marvel and just beg them to take the FF back. Thank FSM and Carl Weathers that Creed might mitigate any damage that Fantastic Four might have done to Michael B. Jordan’s career, because it doesn’t look like he’s going to get a chance to make his Johnny Storm right.
If you saw Fantastic Four in theaters and didn’t think it was utter trash, would you kindly let me know in the comments?