Noel, Noel, No-el, no-el. Bruce is the Ki-ing and he’ll give ’em hell.
It’s Bruce Campbell AND Game of Thrones AND an imitation Christmas sweater. I hear they’re all the rage at S-Mart.
I feel like Ash should redo the throne with a bunch of melted-down chainsaws and boomsticks, to really make it his own – but first, by all means, let him prove ownership over the existing one for a while just so everyone knows who’s the best. Unlike a George R. R. Martin character, he won’t be dying or abdicating any time soon.
You can buy this at – where else? – Evil Dead Fan Club.com.