Toys

In Case You Ever Wanted A Soviet Military Figure With a Dog’s Head, Here You Go

0

dobermansoviet

Fetch! Play dead! Kill for the glory of the proletarian revolution!

This anthropomorphic Doberman Pinscher comes with a Soviet army uniform and a┬áMedal of Voroshilov for some reason. I semi-assume this is licensed from some property I’m completely unaware of, but as far as I can tell it’s a wholly original toy line that began with somebody deciding that a giraffe dressed as a Nazi was a thing that should happen. A toy-making Dr. Moreau, perhaps.

It’s amusing – but $145 worth of amusing? In true Soviet style, I think it should be purchased by those who can afford it, and given to those who can’t.

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist