In Case You Ever Wanted A Soviet Military Figure With a Dog’s Head, Here You Go


Fetch! Play dead! Kill for the glory of the proletarian revolution!

This anthropomorphic Doberman Pinscher comes with a Soviet army uniform and a Medal of Voroshilov for some reason. I semi-assume this is licensed from some property I’m completely unaware of, but as far as I can tell it’s a wholly original toy line that began with somebody deciding that a giraffe dressed as a Nazi was a thing that should happen. A toy-making Dr. Moreau, perhaps.

It’s amusing – but $145 worth of amusing? In true Soviet style, I think it should be purchased by those who can afford it, and given to those who can’t.