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Krazy KRAMPUS Giveaway! Win a Christmas Sweater and Full-Body Costume of the Seasonal Demon!



We’ve long been obsessed with Germany’s uniquely dark take on the festive holiday character, from an article by Chris Ward that was so nice Rob reprinted it twice, to our pal Spooky Dan’s fixation onĀ Krampus’ huge schlong. We do not, unfortunately,have the ability to enhance your own endowment in any way, but we can do the next best thing, by giving you a full-on Krampus costume along with a holiday sweater celebrating his habit of filling a sack with naughty kids.

Better yet, this contest is open to overseas readers! (With the caveat that you’ll have to handle additional shipping charges yourself if you win.) U.S. and Canada winners would still get free shipping.

I’ll give you two weeks for this one, and close it Dec. 18th at noon. To enter, I want you in comments below to create a new holiday-themed character, naughty or nice (he/she/it does not have to be based on a winter holiday). You can link to a picture you’ve done if you like, or just use words – sometimes simpler is better, sometimes not. No more than five entries per Facebook ID, please.

Note that these items are not affiliated with any Krampus movie, and do not spoil his surprise appearance in the one that’s out today.

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist