Read ’em and smurf.
Author Jon Gutierrez
Giving one of Troma’s lesser-known flicks a big-budget remake seems incredibly perverse… but exactly the sort of thing Troma loves to do.
We certainly aren’t going to see them on the big screen peeing on John Turturro any time soon, but that doesn’t mean they weren’t occasionally interesting.
Say what you want about the Amazonian school system, but a childhood spent learning to deflect arrows with bracelets doesn’t really prepare you for today’s competitive job market.
Unfortunately, one creepy non-human can ruin a perfectly good film, let alone some Christmas drivel about a flying train filled with multiple CGI Tom Hankses.
I’m sure all these Trek casting happened in a parallel universe somewhere. Maybe wear everybody also wears sombreros.
Do realize how close we were to getting a Silence of the Lambs cartoon where Hannibal Lector, Clarice Starling and a talking lamb solve mysteries?
My favorite part of this list is that the episode where the Cobras disguise themselves and toys and Shipwreck’s parrot Polly turns gigantic is only #6.