Transforming Optimus Prime Birthday Cake Looks Amazing, Probably Hard to Cut and Eat
I'm not sure how many animatronics I would want in my own birthday
Food & Drink Archive
Fast Food Review: Taco Bell’s Dare Devil Loaded Grillers
Taco Bell's latest creation is a small $1 burrito containing "beef" and red
Burger King Is Pitching McDonald’s a “McWhopper”
Given that Burger King is pretty consistently one of the most disappointing, bland
The Human Centipede Pot Pipe Will Get You Shitfaced
Experienced connoisseurs of marijuana know that the smoke is best when filtered through
Hear Patti Smith’s Sad, Dark Song About the End of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Appropriately, it's equal parts absurd and disturbing. As she's a longtime fan, it's
Ask Luke’s Mother in Law: Bees in the Bathroom, Guns on the Range
Got questions? Martha Boyd has all sorts of answers. A desert-dweller, self-proclaimed crazy
Norm Macdonald Is Somehow the New Official Colonel Sanders for KFC
Note to self: harden arteries with chicken that's really bad for you.
Darrell Hammond
Move the $%@# Over, “Pumpkin Spice”: PECAN PIE M&Ms Are Here
While I like pumpkin pies as much as the next red-blooded, fatty veined
Now Beer Really Is the Breakfast of Champions, as General Mills Introduces “HefeWheaties”
Better get your whole grain...better drink some beer? Based on the superficial connections
The Latest Random, Non-Narrative Brand to get a Movie Deal: PEZ Candy
Pez.com
I hope it's about people getting their throats slit, and internal organs popping
