GIVEAWAY: Underoos, for Adults (Extended Deadline)
Underoos, those matching underpants/T-shirt combos featuring our favorite fictional heroes and villains, are back.
Browsing: Merchandise
Geek Fuel Unboxing Video for July, Now Fancier
Geekfuel boxes start at $13.90.
Geek Apparel of the Week: Freddy Krueger as Rat Fink
Given that Rat Fink himself was a riff on Mickey Mouse, it’s all very meta.
GIVEAWAY: Star Wars T-Shirts From Shirts.com
Topless Robot is sending you two T-shirts for being one of two winners in this giveaway.
Why Hunt Rare Lions, When You Can Hang Battle Cat’s Head on Your Trophy Wall?
The mask is fully removable if you’d rather look like the guy who murdered Cringer instead.
The Sights, The Sounds, The Hentai: 17 Weird And Cool Things From Otakon 2015
You dumb nerds can stand in line for 5 hours to blurrily watch the Game of Thrones cast get asked terrible questions, I’ll be at places like Otakon and making jokes about hentai.
Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Masturbation Hero Tengaman
A Power Ranger who “morphs” by sticking his boner into a Tenga sex toy.
Geek Apparel of the Week: Evolution of the Stormtrooper
Clones? Recruits? A mixture? This controversial new scientific “theory” alleges that Imperial troopers evolved through a process of natural selection.
I Finally Found Minions Merchandise My Wife Doesn’t Want: Menstrual Pads!
Because this isn’t Sanrio or Japan, it’s safe to say this is not an official product.
A Tron Ride Is Coming to Disneyland…Shanghai.
So…I guess Disney figures the Chinese appreciate hacking more than we do? Way to stereotype, Disney!