Underoos, those matching underpants/T-shirt combos featuring our favorite fictional heroes and villains, are back.
Given that Rat Fink himself was a riff on Mickey Mouse, it’s all very meta.
Topless Robot is sending you two T-shirts for being one of two winners in this giveaway.
The mask is fully removable if you’d rather look like the guy who murdered Cringer instead.
You dumb nerds can stand in line for 5 hours to blurrily watch the Game of Thrones cast get asked terrible questions, I’ll be at places like Otakon and making jokes about hentai.
A Power Ranger who “morphs” by sticking his boner into a Tenga sex toy.
Clones? Recruits? A mixture? This controversial new scientific “theory” alleges that Imperial troopers evolved through a process of natural selection.
Because this isn’t Sanrio or Japan, it’s safe to say this is not an official product.