Geek Apparel of the Week: Evolution of the Stormtrooper
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Clones? Recruits? A mixture? This controversial new scientific “theory” alleges that Imperial troopers evolved through a process of natural selection – and yet they still can’t hit the broad side of a barn.
There were theories of intelligent design, but those were mostly shot down when it was recognized that the alleged creator also made Jar Jar Binks, and therefore could not possibly have intelligently designed anything.
Regardless, the T-shirt is at Teefury, and your First Order of business today is deciding whether to buy one or not.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist