Geek Apparel of the Week: Evolution of the Stormtrooper


Clones? Recruits? A mixture? This controversial new scientific “theory” alleges that Imperial troopers evolved through a process of natural selection – and yet they still can’t hit the broad side of a barn.

There were theories of intelligent design, but those were mostly shot down when it was recognized that the alleged creator also made Jar Jar Binks, and therefore could not possibly have intelligently designed anything.

Regardless, the T-shirt is at Teefury, and your First Order of business today is deciding whether to buy one or not.