“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” Archive

Honestly, I'm not sure why some version of this pitch hasn't been made

Older readers may remember a distant past when less than 90% of all

Forget Olympus Has Fallen versus White House Down. The real battle of similar

"Lincoln did not free the slaves alone..." I love that this clearly ultra-low-budget production

? Dead Inside/The Evil InsideBefore we start with the day's releases proper, let

Alas, this is not an official movie tie-in, just a well-made representation of

No, not because it portrays him fighting vampires. That's fucking awesome. It's because

Get it? Training? ...Yes, I am ashamed of myself. Can you believe I spent

Are you ready for Calvin Coolidge: Mummy Hunter? I daresay not. This incredibly

What? A new Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter trailer was released over Memorial Day