More kettle chips on things, please.
As we approach the 237th birthday of our country, Topless Robot wanted to stop and take a look back at some of the foulest enemies ever to try and ruin our way of life – and while it may seem tasteless to cheer the death of anybody, these threats were all entirely fictional, so it’s totally okay.
I’ll happily pay $30 for the chance to assassinate an evil George Washington.
A camp horror flick reaches into American myth and pulls out a killing spree.
Frank Miller made the news this week for saying something incredibly dumb. Are you surprised? Are you shocked?
It’s long, awkward and not entirely factual, but at least Meredith Veira doesn’t call him Doctor Who, I guess.
As I expect this to start a nerd-clusterfuck of massive proportions, I’m just going to slowly step back and let you all freak out in the comments.
The cure for society’s problems? Building a big-ass AT-AT.