Fuck it, I’m going back to bed. It is way too early to deal with this kind of insanity.
Well. There’s not really anything else to say, is there?
Ladies and gentlemen, I think this dog MIGHT BE THE RED SKULL.
Four of these creatures featured prominently in Mystery Science Theater 3000 flicks, for the record. Seems about right to me.
Hey, at the very least, it’s worth watching to see how good Tron Dog is at Excitebike.
It’s like the internet leveled up, and this video is its new power.
I’m not gonna lie. This makes up for a lot, Japan. Go ahead, make some crazy panty-sniffing robot or something. You’ve earned it.
I figured if I’m going to have horrible nightmares about this thing, you might as well have horrible nightmares with me.
Or maybe I have the D.T.s. Because when I see this video, I see a man putting an Iron Man costume on a fucking crocodile.
Let’s not kid ourselves — the Han Solo bear is the most pimpingest teddy bear of all time.